ACT FAST!! QUICK N' EASY WAY2HEAVEN : All Rize Nirvan had to do was play the Hero-
...Memorize her Central Heavenly Command-given lines, and bring 1000 stories to a close for a chance to ascend to real Paradise.
And everything always goes according to the script... until the Villain, "Emblem of Wickedness, Devourer of Seas*, Witch King of Darkness" Belthyme von Bonjangles falls in love... with her?!?!?
*only a rumor