Poor John hasn't had his favorite meal for ages now! He's been too busy with work and family, he just hasn't gotten around to it... But his luck might finally be changing—he finally snagged a good-looking date! The only problem? Well... his date might not be all that truthful about who he is.
Not that John minds. It's a hassle, sure, realizing that the man's dating profile doesn't quite match his actual life—but that won't stop John from using all this information to win him over.
It's just a matter of playing his cards properly; say the right things. exaggerate wherever possible, don't give off the impression of a stalker (even if technically he is). Win his date's trust, by any lie necessary.
One way or another, he has to make sure his date comes back home with him...
You'll help him, of course. Right?