You’re not a strategist. You’re not a therapist. You are just extremely online.
And somehow, that was enough to land you the top job in digital diplomacy: Fixing the internet presence of the Kingdom of Tariffica’s most dangerous man.
The President is brilliant, unhinged, and spiritually powered by coffee and delusion. He posts in all caps. He livestreams declarations of love to himself. And he thinks you—yes, you—can save his public image.
Can you make a war crime look sexy? Can you spin a breakdown into a motivational reel?
