Welcome, "Volunteer"! Today's the first day of your court-mandated community service at our humble soup kitchen. Whatever you've done to end up here doesn't matter so much as having the right attitude moving forward. That's what we believe.
We hope you're excited to work hard and be part of something meaningful. Here, you'll meet a bunch of misfits - some are 'serving time' just like you, others have very different reasons for being here, but all have their own stories to tell. Be sure to learn from them and help each other out on your shared journey of kindness and goodwill. Don't forget to pick up your welcome pack (Haha, just kidding! There's no welcome pack...)
OK, but seriously, work romances, while not expressly forbidden, are discouraged because things often turn out messy. Don't say we didn't warn you!