Congratulations on your mandatory participation!
Magnum Broadcasting welcomes you to the most popular inter-dimensional speed dating show in eight different realities!
Enjoy the thrill of finding shallow love alongside the anxiety of having your ego dragged through the mud in front of a hostile audience. Our combative and spiteful hosts will help you choose your one and only, or watch you die trying to make it work with something antithetical to your very existence, all while your fears and shortcomings are heavily monetized in a broadcast sent out to multiple dimensions!
Come on human, what have you got to lose?